If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
(via fogcitymaverick)
Someone better have some lo mein for me in that line.
My take on guys: ignore me or be with me.
I can’t take guys being nice to me because I can never fucking tell when they’re just being friendly or if it’s something more. I’m retarded when it comes to social interaction so if he says something nice, I take it the wrong way and then end up having my dreams crushed when it turns out he’s just being a nice guy. I know I sound insane. It’s like, if you like me, just fucking tell me already god damn. If you don’t, stop being so fucking nice.
This is why I’m single.
I've had venting sessions with my cat before.
She is not a very attentive listener.
i used to do that, because neither my dad nor my sister would listen.
My cat and I got in a one-sided argument today. The one side being me. She usually listens pretty well but she’s shit for advice.
(via oldfilmsflicker)
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looks like a vampire here
